Okay.So I would like to address a serious issue now. That issue is OCWD, or 'Obsessive Car Washing Disorder'.It's a scientifically proven disorder that is rising in numbers, especially among young, egotistical men, but lonely, balding, middle-aged men are also very much at risk!
Nah, I just made that bit up, but seriously though. Ed, the guy across the street washes his car so damn much, it's got to be because of some kind of condition right?I don't know what his obsession with that silly little penis-extension of a car is. I mean I see him clean it more than he drives it. And it's never even dirty! (And yes, I know that means he is doing his job well then!) but surely for cleaning to be successful, there must be dirt in the first place in order to have some requirement for said cleaning?
Am i crazy here?I think not, and to establish that fact, I will document my neighbour's bizarre behaviour by counting the number of times he washes his car per week.I will also go beyond enemy lines, to deliver ACTUAL video footage of this man in the act. Is it a strange ritual? An unusual pass-time, or something more sinister?Hmm?Kneller reports!
Ciao;xo
P.s- If you or someone you know has been affected by any of the issues raised in this blog, please speak out and inspire car washers everywhere!Alternatively, I urge you to seek help by contacting car washers anonymous before it's too late!!
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