This is another blog based on a youtube video posted by mememolly,Thanks girl! (:
-Dear hands, you're my favourite part, sorry I don't clean you as much as I probably should, and I work you until you cramp.
-Dear feet, sorry I don't give you enough to do. I promise I will get you out more. P,s- thanks for not growing bigger than a size 3.
-Dear ears, sorry for all the holes I have pierced through you! I promise not to play my music so loud from now on.
-Dear eyes, thanks for everything guys. Sorry I cake you with mascara and sorry I didn't wear my prescription glasses in year 4 :(
-Dear nose, sorry I'm so mean to you. I guess you're really not that bad!
-Dear lips, sorry i always let you get chapped and then chew the skin off :(I promise to look after you more, and cover you in lovely-tasting lip-balm! =D
-Dear teeth, thanks for causling me no real problems. Thanks for needing no braces or fillings. Thanks for smiling so big! I promise to stop rotting you away with all the sugary coke.
-Dear hair, sorry for all the colouring, brushing and straightening. I know it's a hard life but please grow faster!
-Dear boobies, sorry I don't appreciate you more. Sorry for giving you jip! I promise never to let you reach my ankles =D
-Dear belly, sorry for filling you with so much crap. I promise to cut down! Thanks for not getting big and wobbly. I will repay you by never piercing you.
-Dear arms, I wish you were stronger, maybe I should give you abit more work to do? Hmm.
-Dear legs, sorry for hurting you with silly shoes with huge heels and forever covering you in cheap Primark clobber. You really are a high-class pair who deserve some sexy new trews. I promise, you're first on the list when the cash rolls in! Also, sorry so much for all the cuts and bruises you have endured over the years. I shall be eternally grateful for your loyal service and re-pay you by keeping you silky soft and shaved (:
-Overall body, thanks for everything and I wish to look after you better this year. You've always been there for me and it's time I did the same!;xo
P,s- Bellybutton: Sorry for that time when I drew a face on you and then made you talk.
Love you, Kneller.
Ciao;xo
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